ZeE No.155

hey faggots!
ME! YES ME! MR CHAN ZHIMING (RECUIT) IS REPORTING AT TEKONG @ 9.30AM ON FRIDAY!

Listen! I will take bus to lakeside , train to paris (omg spelled wrongly DONT LAUGH) pasir ris , bus again to ferry terminal , boated (WHATEVER LA) to Tekong Camp.

Well, thats shit and it is shit to me. Might need to get up at 5.30am AGAIN! Like what i did everyday when i'm doing my attachment in changi.

I got this weird feeling. I'm afraid of dying in camp.
I dont like to go camp and i doesnt like camping!
The last time i went camping was secondary school camp.
Wa thats suck man! Seriously it SUCKS!

I'm afraid of dark!
I'm afraid of insects!
I do not know how to wash my clothes!
I do not want to wake up early!
LASTLY, I'm afraid of GHOST!!

PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME! Whatever i said is TRUE!

There's 5 tickets for family to go with me.
My mom, dad, sister , grandpa and grandma will be going with me.
OH GOSH!! They gonna see the place where i'm gonna suffer!!
Once i'm in, i might not able to see you guys anymore.

So this 2 days, please ASK me out if you really do miss me.
This might be the one and only last time i'm seeing you people. =(
Oh and please dont laugh at me again!

I gonna miss everyone of you especially those whom i never met long ago!
Ahhh i'm crying deeply in my heart.

Hmm stop thinking about shit ZeE!
Yea! I'm going HAPPY on wednesday night! Why i'm worrying these things for?
Whatever i want, my family will give me!
Now i'm telling them i do not want to go army, they LOLed at me!
DO NOT LAUGH!

Ehhh ummm, i really do not want to die at this age.
I still have alot of things i havent done yet!

1. Career
2. Family
3. The right girl
4. House
5. Car

Umm, i'm going crazy now!
What can i do and what am i suppose to do.
I must face the reality!

Please laugh at me if you really thinks that I'm smart.
OH YEAHHHH!! Go ahead and have a HUGE laugh.
You can laugh at this!


OK i'm going to blog where i went today.

Well, yesterday chef tony smsed me to meet up tmr which is today.
Colin and chef tony asked me out to have a farewell dinner before i'm going NS.
Yea, i agreed of course.

We meeting at bugis @ 6.30pm.
Well, its around 6pm now and i'm still on the bus to lakeside. LMAO!!
They smsed me where am i.
I told them i'm at clementi already!! LOL!!!
Colin is fucking funny!
He smsed me!
He said he have no topics to chat with Chef Tony. LOOOOOL!!
I tell him to hug hug kiss kiss with him and go be GAY together! LOL!

Woah! I arrived bugis at 6.45pm.. GOSHHH!!
RUSHED to this what restuarant name??
There's a japanese/western restuarant at 2nd floor beside watson.
Ehh so call semi fine dinning.

I looked at the menu and there's nothing tempting!
Basically, everything in the menu i had taken before.
Soo i let Chef tony decide.
Woah! He ordered alot of foods which i like to do so!! LOL
Now i really get to know the reason!
Ok shh, keep it to myself.

I find this starter interesting.
We ate escagot!
What's escagot??
Its SNAIL!! SNAIL!!!
Waaa this escagot is real damn nice!
We must use this small 2 headed fork to dig its meat out from the shell!
Sounds disgusting eh???

We then ordered drinks.
Colin - corona
Zee - Heinkken
Chef Tony - RED WINE!! (AI SEH PEOPLE HIGH CLASS)

Thanks Chef Tony for the BIG treat! I guess he spent like at least 200+ or more!!

After our dinner, we walked to suntec city!
We went to Irisi pub to have a drink.
Wahaha!! Chef Tony shared his past hotel experience to us!
Wow interesting man!!
Colin and i told him about what we did in SATS!
Meaning some other things besides learning and cooking.
LOL! We told him how we steal foods and eat!

We took bread and spread butter, put minced Alaskan crab meat with mayonaise!
Wa taste damn shiok!!
We even took Ben and Jerry ice cream from pastry section!!
Took wahyu beef and eat!
We only eat expensive foods!
Waaa good life man!!

LOL Chef Tony said luckily i'm no longer in SATS if not he will write report!
Well, he said that in a joking way!

Waa so much fun we had today!
Was a very enjoyable night!
I never see Chef Tony asked Trainees out for dinner before.
Well, i guess colin and i are the lucky ones!
Hope one day we can be TOP CHEFS in singapore!
We must make Chef Tony proud!

Let me make this clear to everyone!
If i can get a cook position in NS, i will be the first to cook fine dining style in army!
I will not let others overtake me! NEVER!
This is my career and i will make it very successful!
I want to earn 1M within 5years time!


Woah, seriously please praise me for writing this long story!
I just keep typing and typing!
Hmm sorry no pictures LOL!
Ermm, what to say??

Ummm, oh yeah!
DICKSON! YOU SUCKS!